Some old hag side swiped my new car a few days ago, so I’m in this shitty ford focus rental while it’s getting repaired. Well it’s not really to bad I guess, the gas mileage is better then my V6 obviously, so it’s nice not having to fill up the tank as much. It makes it a little tougher to hit on the college honey’s, but I’ve hit on all the college girls in this town already so it doesn’t matter. Jason and I make sure to rent a pimp car when we travel to these college parties all over. We end up knowing everyone by the end of the night, and it’’s really common to have the backseat stuffed with drunk college girls who can barely walk straight.

I’m slowly in the process of gearing up my stuff because we are heading out to Mississippi for a Greek frat party. I don’t know about this whole Mississippi thing because I’ve never been, but it’s down south where it’’s warm so I’m excited about that. Those southern college girls have the sexiest accents and those wild coed girls can out drink anyone I know. I’m going to try my best to get some southern hospitality served on my nuts. I’ll give you the scoop when I get back.